The campaign images for Rihanna‘s collaboration with British retailer River Island have been unveiled, and thankfully I’m too fat to have any realistic expectations for the line since I can’t wear anything from it. Allow me to express my gratitude to the universe by eating another plate of bacon-wrapped appetizers.
The campaign features models Jourdan Dunn, Charlotte Free, Tao Okamoto, Ataui Deng, and Bambi Northwood Blyth in all of their 90′s inspired side boob, thigh high, midriff-baring, vampy make-up glory. It’s everything you wanted from a Delia*s catalogue as an 13-year-old minus the inflatable bedroom furniture. Every-thing. That’s a win for somebody out there.
Girl, hand me some PCP and my “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” cassette tape single. The world is a vampire.