Yes, You Care: Rihanna Unveils River Island Campaign

rihanna river2 Yes, You Care: Rihanna Unveils River Island Campaign

The campaign images for Rihanna‘s collaboration with British retailer River Island have been unveiled, and thankfully I’m too fat to have any realistic expectations for the line since I can’t wear anything from it. Allow me to express my gratitude to the universe by eating another plate of bacon-wrapped appetizers.

The campaign features models Jourdan Dunn, Charlotte Free, Tao Okamoto, Ataui Deng, and Bambi Northwood Blyth in all of their 90′s inspired side boob, thigh high, midriff-baring, vampy make-up glory. It’s everything you wanted from a Delia*s catalogue as an 13-year-old minus the inflatable bedroom furniture. Every-thing. That’s a win for somebody out there.

Girl, hand me some PCP and my “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” cassette tape single. The world is a vampire.