Girls All Pause: Prince Was The Highlight of The 2013 Grammys

Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and Prince upstaging all hoes of lesser value.

The 54-year-old bite size beauty brought the Grammy Awards to a standstill when he strolled out on the stage with the assistance of glittering walking cane to present Record of The Year honors clad in a black sweatsuit (reminiscent of LaMichael’s more fashionable days), sunglasses, and abstract silver statement necklace. Flawless victory.

When he presented the award to Gotye and Kimbra for “Somebody That I Used to Know” they damn near had a Benny Hinn holy ghost party. Well, wouldn’t you? Masturbate to 12 pictures of the Purple One below. Frap City, bitch.