From The C+D Vault: Carpool Lane Violating Zestlemen Goes Awf

Imagine drifting in your car at its optimum speed while simultaneously rapping the opening verse to “Big Momma Thang” by Lil Kim only to look in your rearview mirror to see that a police officer is giving you the blue light special.

Such unspeakable blasphemy was the case for one California driver in 2011 when he was busted for cruising in his fabulous BMW in the HOV Lane solo. Check out the 1-800-Get-Trade spokesman’s roadside tirade above. You want to be this Queen Bee that you can’t be, that’s why you made at she.