He sings, he dances, he often times finds himself relating to Biblical scriptures: Blessed are they who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (Matthew 5:10 KJV)
Following his alleged assault on singer Frank Ocean over a parking spot on Sunday night, Chris Brown is feeling crucified just like Jesus. And I’m laughing like shit about it.
Yesterday, the Rabid Beaver from Tappahannock posted a photo of Jesus on the cross to his Instagram account with the caption “Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!”
I’ve got no further comment to add other than this gem from E-40. “Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em. I ain’t got none but I’m planning on growing some.” Now, tell me when to go.