You Sent It: Say Hello To The New Goddess Of Tuckland

No need to check the throat. She’s one bad mamajama and anyone who says she looks like LA Reid in drag needs to catch a dick-Frisbee with their ass because they are a hater of epic proportions.

Get into her long luscious, customized Crayola Box burnt orange sandalwood pussy peppermint locks with a dash of Lotta Body and strong paper clips underneath. When is Keri Hilson going to give us this level of excellence in the wig, mug, and body? Neveruary 32nd anyone?

She’s Hollywood. Arrogant, don’t she look good? Marilyn, Monroe (or
Manson — take your pick, it’s Hump Day!)

Tonight she wants to dance for you.

– Mulan