Come And Get Your Cousin: Woman Claiming To Be Jay-Z’s Sister Crashes Newscast

Checkey Beckford, a reporter for the WNBC, had just started reporting about the post- Hurricane Sandy return of several Long Island Railroad commuter trains outside of New York City’s Penn Station when a woman came up behind her and proclaimed “Hi, I’m Jay-Z’s sister! He was looking for me on the subway!”

This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

Here is a snapshot of the women responsible for shampooing young Shawn’s hair and cleaning his ears — his older sisters Andrea “Annie” Carter and Michelle “Mickey” Carter.