Reality Rewind: NeNe Leakes Has Been Twerking For 100 Years

nene1 Reality Rewind: NeNe Leakes Has Been Twerking For 100 Years

NeNe Leakes is a 5’10″ caramel-complected, tall glass of water who has been twerking since President Lincoln freed the slaves, basically.

In the latest hour of stunts featured on ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta,’ Phaedra Parks demanded Miss Steal Your Man Because Mine Doesn’t Want Me, better known as Kenya Moore, to cut the “bullshit” after pushing husband Apollo in the pool while on vacay in Anguilla.

After a special dance presentation from the natives, Kenya also threw her dark chocolate poon on Cynthia Bailey’s boo Peter Thomas. But he’s not here for her shenanigans.

“I didn’t ask that woman to do that,” Peter tweeted while watching the show last night. “That’s why I was looking in the other direction the whole time that woman was bend over in front of me.”

This is where where you say, “Release the kraken!”

NeNe (pictured above at ex-husband Gregg Leakes partying in Hollywood last week) cleared the floor and and released her spirit animal for her shining moment.

“They not teaching me nothing new honey! I know all this shit,” NeNe said.

“I was the queen at the club. The only reason they didn’t crown me with a crown [is because] they crowned me with dollars.”

Get money bitch. Get money.

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