Keep On Twerkin’ In The Free World, Demi Moore

That settles it. Demi Moore is my new spirit animal.

The 50-year-old actress was photographed in all of her awkwardly dancing white woman splendor at a private event inside Alex Rodriguez’s home last night, either partying alongside Lenny Kravitz or holding him against his own free will.

“She didn’t even have a drink in hand,” a source tells People Magazine of Moore, who spent time in treatment earlier this year. Another source at the party said Moore was drinking Red Bull, and: “Demi was wild and crazy and having the time of her life, in a world all of her own.”

Get like me, indeed.

Trust. We’ve all be there before, Lenny. What song do you think Demi is listening to — inside of her head? Here’s one quality suggestion: