Back & Forth: Chief Keef Shares His Morning Wood On Instagram

chiefkeef Back & Forth: Chief Keef Shares His Morning Wood On Instagram

Beng! Beng! This morning, rapper Chief Keef unleashed his inner sex kitten by posting the above picture to his Instagram account. These bitches love Sosa.

Fresh: This is his submission for a 2013 calendar featuring today’s sensual indentured servants, clearly.

@NiiiceLookSean: Rundu calendars for the submissive bottoms? Mary Magdalene didn’t sell pussy for this.

Fresh: That moose knuckle is sitting so high it can have afternoon tea with God.

@NiiiceLookSean: Why they gagging so? He brings it to them every ball!

Fresh: Why does his feet look like a fun house mirror shot of an uncircumcised penis?

@NiiiceLookSean: Where are his slippers? He’s going to mess up the “Egyptain Cotton” with those dirty ass feet. Is he serving female figure realness? I need guest judge Jasmine from the House of Libretto to issue his 10′s!

Fresh: Is he wearing a pair of opaque wristbands or are those just ash cuffs?

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@NiiiceLookSean: Please note the iPhone 5. Whose cross buddy upgrade did he use?

Fresh: I quit this shit.

@NiiiceLookSean: His shirt looks semi-new. New as in you provide the mouth, we provide the shirts.

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