Beng! Beng! This morning, rapper Chief Keef unleashed his inner sex kitten by posting the above picture to his Instagram account. These bitches love Sosa.
Fresh: This is his submission for a 2013 calendar featuring today’s sensual indentured servants, clearly.
@NiiiceLookSean: Rundu calendars for the submissive bottoms? Mary Magdalene didn’t sell pussy for this.
Fresh: That moose knuckle is sitting so high it can have afternoon tea with God.
@NiiiceLookSean: Why they gagging so? He brings it to them every ball!
Fresh: Why does his feet look like a fun house mirror shot of an uncircumcised penis?
@NiiiceLookSean: Where are his slippers? He’s going to mess up the “Egyptain Cotton” with those dirty ass feet. Is he serving female figure realness? I need guest judge Jasmine from the House of Libretto to issue his 10′s!
Fresh: Is he wearing a pair of opaque wristbands or are those just ash cuffs?
Fresh: I quit this shit.
@NiiiceLookSean: His shirt looks semi-new. New as in you provide the mouth, we provide the shirts.
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