People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Panda Ross

Her immaculate braids would make Moesha rebel against Frank ‘Fuck Boy’ Mitchell by going to the Bombay with Ohagi while Myles smokes weed in his room. This Dark N’ Lovely skin is making all you Zoe Saldana’s of the world adjust your quick weaves when Akon visits a city near you!

Ladies and Shadesmen, Panda Ross is the newest overnight sensation to grace the stage of the reality competition ‘The X- Factor.’ Her mother gave birth to her in jail, and she had a white inmate, hence the first name.

The 42-year-old performed Sam Cooke’s “Bring It On Home” and blew away judges Demi Lovato, Britney Spears (which isn’t hard to do) and LA Reid. Equally impressed, Simon Cowell would later reveal that he has always wanted a pet panda. Well, kinda. Peep the video below!

GET YOU A PIECE!