Yes, You Care: Momma Dee Started Pimping From A Hospital Bed

momma dee Yes, You Care: Momma Dee Started Pimping From A Hospital Bed

The introduction to the pimp game came at a crucial time in the life of ‘Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’ star Momma Dee.

The former madam, who still makes threats of putting bitches back on the track when pressed to the outer levels of annoyance (if you’re an avid shopper at Walmart you know the feeling), says she became a full fledged female mack while recovering from a head-on car collision because it was the best alternative to provide for her family.

“What people don’t understand is that I have a degree in nursing and then a 16-year-old hit me head on. And he was drunk. And it took me three years to learn how to walk again. Within those three years, no one in my family came to boil a pot of water or do anything for me and my kids,” she recalled during a recent appearance on the Tom Joyner Morning Show.

“I couldn’t work because every five years I would have to get a new hip. And when you have those types of surgeries, it takes your four or five months to even walk again. And it was hard. And I had to get on food stamps and welfare, you know. So there was no one to get school clothes and put toys under the tree. Who was going to do that? And I’m not a beggar. So I got it myself. And it wasn’t by force — it was by choice.”

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  • jbm

    Now nursing makes sense, because she hasn’t let Scrappy of her tit since he was born. Old pimpin’ ass bitch!

  • http://www.twitter.com/Titans9 the kung fu pimp

    ok got it let me take notes…. go to school for nursing get hit by a car and decides to pimp. 

    See i just wrote a screenplay for tyler perry 
    I see a future devry commercial in her future.
    Sit yo ass down i bet the nursing school you took the small yellow bus. 
    For classes i bet you used the parker brothers game operation board to practice on. 

  • Tracy

    Um……Momma Dee, a CNA certificate is not a degree in “Nursing”….

    • OB

      PREACH!!

    • Ambrosia Jones

      You don’ stole the words out my mouth!

  • afff

    wow,,,what a happy life they live…i hope one day i can find a husband to take care of me.. i know ageloves`com is a good dating place for older men and younger women.To find soulmate to live together is also important!!!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PVGE57G3MAA24YX3F6S4YGKB3I Micron

    Ladies and Gentleman, this is why I never went to Nursing. I saw it as a money bank for people who don’t want to do shit or for people who want to be ballin’. And don’t contest this because how many mo’fuccas do you know go into nursing so they can get a (insert car that current relevant rapper boasts about here), but they are the ones who don’t do shit in the hospital?

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/3UGTYKZOKFM65ATQQCQEHBBHKI Mz.

      I know somebody like that!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/BZDNEISLLWZMHFFPLM4GUIUHKM bohemia

    A nursing degree?!?!And she must be within those 5 year intervals from the way she was on that pole….BICTH PLEASE!…..

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  • Kenya T.

    Ok but her rubber hop didn’t pop out when she was riding that pole like a wooden horsey…

    • Kenya T.

      *hip

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/IWFSOIT7NXC7FTDQOMKQOOH3OY Francis Jones

    Hat’s off to anyone who can make pimpin’ seem downright noble. I smell a new tome about to be added to the world of niggerature: “Pimpin’ Saved My Chirrens”

    • Ambrosia Jones

      Francis, from one Jones to another, I tip my cap to you, fine madam. “Pimpin’ Saved My Chirrens”. I cannot and I will not! Good day, madam. I said good day!

      • T

        Hahahahahahaha!Good one!

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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/7YUKEYQ656P5IO7QD37JO4OSDM Mook

    nice to see Aunt Viv is getting work.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

    Soo she can’t work now? Her hip seemed fine enough to slide up and down that pole. Cause I honestly don’t think scrappy making that much money.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/3UGTYKZOKFM65ATQQCQEHBBHKI Mz.

    A degree in nursing.
    I’m sorry but I just cant envision her in an ENG101 class let alone a cap & gown.
    But then again, I work at University of Miami and I always have a deluxe side eye for some of our football players.