How Dreadful: Mariah Carey Has A Less Than “Triumphant” Performance At NFL Kickoff Concert

mooriah1 How Dreadful: Mariah Carey Has A Less Than Triumphant Performance At NFL Kickoff Concert

In an effort to push her Rick Ross and Meek Mill assisted single, Mariah Carey performed “Triumphant” at the

Decked out in her signature Austin Power’s Gold Member style with hair styled by the Cowardly Lion, the 40-year-old diva found herself struggling to make it through the end of the uplifting song. Maybe it was because she had streamers swinging from her arm. Maybe it was because she just doesn’t care about the track anymore.

Either way, she better not fall into the habit of this type of air pollution (see post-home wrecking Alicia Keys). Listeners are more fickle than ever and will gladly ask her to “sashay away” with no chance of returning.

Better luck next time Mimikins.