When the head coach for the Miami Dolphins delivered the news to Chad Johnson that he was being cut from the team following his domestic abuse arrest many expected him to violently kick off his stilettos like Patti Labelle performing “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” to stop, drop, and roll. He didn’t.
If he were a total package stunt queen Chad would have relished in the moment and put on a performance comparable only to that of a j-sette showdown at a $10 Latex Ball. ESPN would still be running that beautiful bean footage back as your eyes scan over this blog post. Unfortunately, to quote post Reconstruction Era poet laureates Lil Boosie and Webbie, he ain’t bout what he be talking bout.
Now Tony Farmer. That is an up-and-coming daughter worth the adulation and applause.
Hailed as one of the most highly recruited basketball players in the state of Ohio, the 18-year-old fell the fuck out like a fussy toddler in the back of a church after receiving a three-year prison sentence. The 6’7″ tall high school senior plead guilty to charges of robbery, assault, kidnapping and intimidation of the victim, related to an April incident where he confronted his ex-girlfriend, Andrea Lane.
Let me tell you, I haven’t seen a pussy drop this delicious since Scarlett tumbled her big ass off that Goodwill coffee table back in 2008.
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