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World renown zestlemen (he’s big in Japan, literally) Jonte stole the show at the ‘America’s Next Top Model: Girl, Just Make A Super Cunt Instagram Account – Cycle 19′ premiere inside the Tribeca Grand Hotel on Tuesday night (August 22).

Jonte will show fish how not to flop on the reality competition as a “movement mentor.”

No shade to the new-new Ms. J but I already have an online petition drafted demanding that Tevin Campbell be seriously considered for the gig next season.

The arsenal of new faces joining Ty Ty Baby to critique a new batch of college-aged catwalkers include high-powered fashion publicist Kelly Cutrone, male model Rob Evans and celebrity stylist Johnny Wujek. Fashion blogger (and early C+D supporter!) Bryanboy rounds out the newbie squad as social media correspondent.

The College Edition premieres Friday at 8PM EST on The CW. Will you be watching?

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