In Other News: Chris Brown Says Jackson Family Drama Needs To Stop

Two things I can’t bring myself to be bothered with if I’m vacationing out of the country: you and what you’re going through.

See pictures of Rihanna parasailing on Google if you wish to know what my general disposition would mirror in a foreign setting.

But when you bring joy to thousands of fellow creatures living in the enchanted forest, your heart is cut from a different cloth. Christopher Maurice Brown took to his Twitter account to chastise the Jackson clan for allowing their family game night drama to unfold in the public, requesting they instead sort out their stunts and shows privately.

“That Jackson family feud shit gotta stop! Stop making y’all business public! Michael was under enough scrutiny,” he finger banged. “Don’t put the kids through the bullshit! Work y’all shit out as a family and stop giving them the pleasure of fuking wit y’all!”

He signed off from his rant with “Love y’all” before awaking from his dream with the realization that he wasn’t on the film set of ‘This Christmas.’