That finger wag really means, “Now you just wait a fucking second.”
If there are three things Future can do without batting an eyelash it’s soothing a crying child by humming the chorus to “Squares Out Your Circle”, producing and starring in a YouTube hair tutorial on achieving a sickening dreadlocks bun, and belt out his signature song “Turn On The Lights” with the conviction of a dozen Mahalia Jackson’s singing for change on skid row.
I hold these truths to be self-evident, “Turn On The Lights” makes me twerk in my solitude. It’s like fire shut up in my bones.
Imagine the look of “fuck outta here” that instantly plastered across my face upon learning that my vagina’s ringback tone had been giving the remix treatment by Lloyd. No, not the lovable personal assistant of Ari Gold but that Lloyd.
Obviously I’m a hater by default and don’t approve, so much in fact that I refuse to embed the audio. But you can listen to it here.