Photo-chopped And Screwed: Momma Dee’s Glam Shots

md1 Photo chopped And Screwed: Momma Dees Glam Shots

My chick bad, looking like a bag of groceries.

One of your cousins captured the essence of Momma Dee‘s true beauty (while making sure to leave her mustache behind) and give their blur tool in photoshop a mighty workout in the exclusive photo shoot posted on the reality queen’s newly launched website, Tha Real Momma Dee.

Frankie better book her Derek Blanks’ alter ego photo shoot if she wants to compete. Maybe NeNe has a coupon code she can redeem.

| via Miss Jia

  • http://www.twitter.com/SpaceshipB SpaceshipB

     Tu Wang Fu / Holiday Heart after by Pass Surgery Game Proper…… AND IN THAT ORDER !

  • Dazednkonfuzed

    So everyone is just gonna sit here and pretend not to see those grey egdes protesting that wig.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PVGE57G3MAA24YX3F6S4YGKB3I Micron

    The blur tool is the devil!

    A: She looks like Vivica

    B: She looks ashy.

  • http://www.twitter.com/kinkythought kinkythought

    @Jess I honestly believe Momma Dee is Vivica Fox.

    • JN

      With a better shape.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/BZDNEISLLWZMHFFPLM4GUIUHKM bohemia

    Wow…The wonders of MS Paint………

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/AMHI7XU5ZDRQNMVVSVYA3XOO3A Traci_CT

    Still looks like Paul Mooney to me…

  • DiJah

    Mama Dee and her agressive ass face

  • DiJah

    Mama Dee and her agressive ass face

  • DiJah

    Mama Dee and her agressive ass face

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/R3N3VNE4T5OHFCR3Y3SHB5RXSE Ron-he

    At least they drew inside the lines…

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EJZ7DRWTOCZQYERC6BU5PFBFDM Corey Hart

    When did ‘The Sims’ come out w/a Rachet 2.1 Add-On pack?!?

  • Jess

    she kinda looks like vivica a fox… anyway i cant believe trey songz forgot his boxers at kelsnetwork.blogspot.com

  • Jess

    she looks nice in the dress

  • Paula

    See here now, I am not doing this shit with Momma Dee again looking a raggedy ass rent-a-hoe! I can see your real hair under that tired lace front. Frankie come steal your crown back, immediately. 

  • http://www.twitter.com/deezywhatitis deezy

    Looks like a Draw Something photo.

    My guess is Creole Lady Marmaduke

    • sweett

      bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @ creole lady marmaduke

  • lsong

    Her and Ushers Ex wife can be sisters!!!

  • OB

    oh damn, i thought it was aunt viv for a hot second.

    • DLivingston

      I was about to say Aunt Viv, Version 2.10 (after the EBT residuals have gone), no?

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/IWFSOIT7NXC7FTDQOMKQOOH3OY Francis Jones

    Hold me mommy! That lady (?) is scaring me!

  • Nikkinu

    I love that dress, but they smart-blurred the shit out of her face!  She still look like a pit bull….

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

    its like a mashup of dmx wife and vivica fox(now)

  • S.

    Even with all that photoshop, she still got her nappy roots peeking from under that $20 wig. Why do her legs look pixelated? And where is Funky Dineva when you need her?

  • GUEST

    She looks like Michael Jordan in drag. FAIL!

  • http://www.twitter.com/Myssdee Dee

    Norwood Young actually went through a sex change…okaaayyyy

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/CBJU3JDYZQTM3RFRR2MAVVTUTM peppermint

    She looks like a corpse. Go natural momma dee!

  • Lacefront Hell

    I present to you, the love child of Vivica Fox and Charlie Murphy.

  • Leslie_Uggs

    Who the hell is this minotaur in an ace-band dress?

  • http://www.twitter.com/Char_den Char_den

    Who is this cartoon character? Is there a new resident in Bikini Bottom? Seriously, she looks like a cartoon character.  Should photoshop really be used to cover the subject like animation or should it be used for little touch ups here and there?

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/7YUKEYQ656P5IO7QD37JO4OSDM Mook

    Harpo who this (wo)man? 

    looks like an Aunt Viv drag queen

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/22DMJFTMRW53X6WRH4XKI62TOA Cwalkin

    Momma Dee lookin kinda thick!  lol