People You Should Be Paying Homage To: The Real Rap Wives of Birmingham

Finally, a reality show capable of asking all the hard hitting questions of hood life with a straight face. Like, “Can I have your cigarette short?” and “Is my track showing?” Read on as friend to the site @Youngsinick summarizes this mess than I ever could.

The Real Rap Wives of Birmingham follows in the tradition of similar would be reality shows profiled on here like The Real Inmate Wives of Baltimore and Big Yo’s Lesbian Housewives. They just want to be famous for fighting and fornicating, too, y’all.

According to the YouTube description for part one of The Real Rap Wives of Birmingham, “Mogul” Nina Labelle – no relation to Patti, Patti, I presume – is trying to settle the beef between the Queen of Trill and Ms. Mercy. In other words, Susie is trying to bring Jen and Evelyn back together but we all know her messy ass won’t do anything but stir up more trouble. That’s why nobody likes her ass now.

Who are these people I’m talking about? The hell if I know, although the video description goes on to note that Queen Trill and Lord, Have Mercy On Their Names are “two woman [editor's note: yes, woman] are brilliant and talented music artists and models.” Of course they are.

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