Clear The Ballroom Floor: Asian Kid Slays The Scene In A Snuggie

When this video skipped down my timeline in the wee hours of the morning and I got my life. One thing’s for certain and two things are for sure: Asian people and the zesty constantly win. Not only will you deal but you will also gag!

The young child, Ton, performed the choregaprhy from Beyonce’s “Countdown” video to the T all while clad in a blue Snuggie! I never knew a Snuggie could look so cunt and well-worn. He made it look like it was designed by Tina Knowles herself. His editing alone is gag worthy. You can tell he dedicated all of his spare time this summer to give you gold.

If I told you I ”YASSSSSSSSSED!” around 23 times while watching, I wouldn’t be lying. He even enlisted the aid of a White girl to do the background dance moves — and she was killing it, too! These kids, I swear. They make uteruses everywhere so hateful.

Watch the video and and get into his sick’nin moves. Y’all are going to be so jealous, just please be sure to pay homage and check out the comparison video below that to gag even harder.

I really hope Beyonce sees this video. If she does, I will be type jealous, though.

Post by Abe of ATFierce.com – I love being messy at all times. There’s just so much dirt out there to spread around. Tweet a bitch. I promise I’m not as mean as people say @ATFierce