In Other News: Joseline Hernandez Wants You To Return Her Green Card

jose11 In Other News: Joseline Hernandez Wants You To Return Her Green Card

‘Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’ cast member Joseline Hernandez takes rachet to a whole ‘nother third world, deaf accented level.

If it’s not scrapping on behalf of a man that made her one single Eggo waffle before dropping off at the abortion clinics, it’s acting a damn fool on Twitter without giving 1/3 of an ounce worth a damn.

Last week, Joseline tweeted that someone stole her wallet and had been caught on “candy camera” and would be on “Chanel 7 News.”

I’m not sure what flavor this camera is, but I can guess that it may be similar to a flavor from a male that she’s a little too familiar with. Or maybe mango. Her people love mango.

And as for “chanel 7 news”, does this come after “Chanel No. 5″?

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Joseline just alluded to the fact that she’s not a citizen because passport = immigration papers. At least for me.

I knew there was no way that she could’ve come to America at an early age sounding like she just hopped off the boat with Lupe who decided to be a maid instead of a stripper. Once immigration finds out she doesn’t have her papers, she’ll be on the first boat ride to Honduras to go back in the fields and pick grapes or whatever it is they tend to over there.

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That’s right Joseline. You tell them how you decided to forego education so you could be the best damn pole dancer this side of Atlanta.

I don’t have anything against the stripping hustle, but what Joseline won’t do is shade grammar when her first three tweets STRONGLY suggests she needed to pay the upmost attention in class. I hope she’s able to count, because I know the clubs she’s worked in cut a larger piece for themselves without her knowing.

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We all read Dr. Seuss. That doesn’t count at your age.

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Brake as in, those who ride you will slam their foot on your back and make you stop? K.

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At least she has love for everyone. Even the “straits.” You know, that patch of water that joins two larger bodies of water. Like the one the Native Americans crossed to come here from Asia. Joseline knows all about that migrant life. The bitch pays homage.

Post by Abe of ATFierce.com – I love being messy at all times. There’s just so much dirt out there to spread around. Tweet a bitch. I promise I’m not as mean as people say @ATFierce

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  • http://www.twitter.com/kidrobotgirl kidrobotgirl

    Eh…I know of some native born Americans that spell much worse than she does.  At least she has an excuse, English isn’t her first language *shrugs*.

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  • blackbeauty

    #teamjoseline baby

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/IWFSOIT7NXC7FTDQOMKQOOH3OY Francis Jones

    I’m getting a t-shirt with “You can’t brake me” put on it. Smile, you’re on candy camera. I’m half tempted to watch this show just to experience that which is Joseline.

  • http://www.twitter.com/MerdaloveIsMe Merdalove

    I live for Ms Joseline…….
    Candy camera …I laugh so hard felt like a did a couple of sit ups
    Her tweets are like rachet Rev Run quotes…I fucking love it!

  • http://www.twitter.com/TeanBean00 TeanBean00

    I love me some Joseline..lol

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PVGE57G3MAA24YX3F6S4YGKB3I Micron

    Candy Camera? I wonder if it’s chocolate.

    Chanel 7 News? Is Miss J. the leading anchor?

    Wait, how you have your passport in your wallet? A passport can’t fit in a wallet. And is she going overseas?

    Credict card? is that what you call your man now?

    Second:

    They tell me to learn how to spell, I say learn how to survive in the streets!

    Is this the new LET ME BE GREAT?

  • désirée

    First time ever I come across such an utterly nasty post in this site. Your shade is not even funny, it smells like racism. “Her people like mango”??? “back in the fields to pick grapes”??? REALLY?? Doesn’t this sound exactly like “blacks love their chicken” and how we still should be in the plantations picking up coton? SMDH…

    • http://www.twitter.com/TeanBean00 TeanBean00

      you can always tell when Fresh isnt posting.. lol

    • lala

      I see I’m not the only one who noticed the racist ass comments in this post.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/IWFSOIT7NXC7FTDQOMKQOOH3OY Francis Jones

      Racism?! She/He is a Black latina/o. How is this racism? Don’t use a word, if you don’t understand the definition.

      • http://www.twitter.com/ddjones frito

        racism may have been the wrong word to use, but the tone* was ethnically unacceptable to latinos of all races.

        *nother third world, deaf accented level. (not all latin countries are 3rd world)
        *her people like mango (then who are those people?)
        *first boat ride to Honduras to go back in the fields and pick grapes (bitch aint honduran)

        She makes black latinas look bad enough, please don’t help her out.

      • SpecialK

        People of all races can be racist. This post is no less racist simply because Joseline is latina and the author may be black. We enjoy all kinds of shade here in Crunkland, but sometimes an author can cross the line. I agree with TeanBean: you can tell when Fresh isn’t the author.

        • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

          Yeah, usually the shade is pretty light and fun..but i had to scroll past and just read the comments. lol

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/AVERDKDB2ITVJAQOYLN5ARNYVI tc

    Ummmm…….no tea, no shade BUT Dr. “Suess” is spelled Dr. Seuss.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/7YUKEYQ656P5IO7QD37JO4OSDM Mook

      I do not like green eggs and ham game proper

      and (s)he’s apparently using the HMK Caps Lock now

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

    I find her depressing. That whole abortion episode made me just wanna cancel out on anything about her and all that other bullshit on vh1. They treated it like a joke.  Disgusting.

    • teerific

      ur serious tho? lol

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

        yes i am.

  • deathtofuckery

    i’m kinda mad that yall were throwing shade at ‘ol girl for not knowing how to spell but made a couple of spelling mistakes at the same damn time. lol

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/IVDA54C6DTBOG77PAVJRLSIS4M RMill

    I see friday fuckery came early this week #kanye shrug

  • John

    Passport does NOT equal immigration papers. But she probably ain’t legal either way.

    • http://www.twitter.com/ddjones frito

      I don’t like shit about this bitch of VH-1 either, but she is puerto rican and puerto ricans are US Citizens. No passport or green papers required **goes back into anonymity**

      • SpecialK

        +1 Thank you! We must be well-informed with our shade. Even my 5th grade students know that PR is a US commonwealth.

  • http://www.twitter.com/CatNewman79 Cat

    Wow.