‘Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’ cast member Joseline Hernandez takes rachet to a whole ‘nother third world, deaf accented level.
If it’s not scrapping on behalf of a man that made her one single Eggo waffle before dropping off at the abortion clinics, it’s acting a damn fool on Twitter without giving 1/3 of an ounce worth a damn.
Last week, Joseline tweeted that someone stole her wallet and had been caught on “candy camera” and would be on “Chanel 7 News.”
I’m not sure what flavor this camera is, but I can guess that it may be similar to a flavor from a male that she’s a little too familiar with. Or maybe mango. Her people love mango.
And as for “chanel 7 news”, does this come after “Chanel No. 5″?
Joseline just alluded to the fact that she’s not a citizen because passport = immigration papers. At least for me.
I knew there was no way that she could’ve come to America at an early age sounding like she just hopped off the boat with Lupe who decided to be a maid instead of a stripper. Once immigration finds out she doesn’t have her papers, she’ll be on the first boat ride to Honduras to go back in the fields and pick grapes or whatever it is they tend to over there.
That’s right Joseline. You tell them how you decided to forego education so you could be the best damn pole dancer this side of Atlanta.
I don’t have anything against the stripping hustle, but what Joseline won’t do is shade grammar when her first three tweets STRONGLY suggests she needed to pay the upmost attention in class. I hope she’s able to count, because I know the clubs she’s worked in cut a larger piece for themselves without her knowing.
We all read Dr. Seuss. That doesn’t count at your age.
Brake as in, those who ride you will slam their foot on your back and make you stop? K.
At least she has love for everyone. Even the “straits.” You know, that patch of water that joins two larger bodies of water. Like the one the Native Americans crossed to come here from Asia. Joseline knows all about that migrant life. The bitch pays homage.