Sunday morning where you eating at?
Urinal to the stars, Kim Kardashian, invited Twitter slander when she uploaded a picture to Instagram featuring a meal that she cooked up for boyfriend Kanye West, adding “Luxury chef…the Hermes of soul food.”
Stewed oxtails over cauliflower? Not quite. Kim went in: Two fried chicken wings along with portion control friendly servings of green beans, macaroni and cheese, stuffing and cornbread. Pass me a Tahitian Treat fruit punch soda and wake me up for bible study in 40 minutes!
I can’t boil water. Kim would slay my ass in the Iron Chef kitchen. Let one thing be known, just because I am in the starting line-up for Team Chunk doesn’t mean I have the ability to burn.
Still, the uncouth kids weren’t having it for Kim’s plate last night. Not at all. Peep a few of my favorite shady ass comments below!
@steenfox - Not Kanye’s dinner! RT @MattEStevens Hey Twitter! What’s good?
@KittyLamont -The plate she made is soul food basics. I don’t expect it to taste nasty. Bland possibly but not nasty
@Miss_TiffyBaby - but you gotta admire Kim’s wiliness to try and cook something her man loves. just being that thoughtful anyway. I can respect that.
@canu_diggit - Wait, she said she was cooking for her baby? She Sandra Lee’d that plate all the way!
@PharmD84 - Kim ain’t foolin’ nobody with that frozen Banquet meal. Hell I eat two chicken wings while I’m frying chicken wings.
@Luvvie - But listen. Kim K’s serving her food on a Hermes plate as if the expensive porcelain gon make it taste better. Aight. And whoever gave her the Hermes plate set for marrying Kris Humphries prolly wants that gift back. E! must be UPSET right now. lol
@Nino_Negrino - TWO WAAAAAANGGGZZZZ
@akacharleswade - Kanye’s wings looked cunt. Appropriate.
@Except4Amauri - Somebody said Kim gave the big chicken to the man of the house… Khloe! LMFAOOO
@3RoseScott - WAIIIITT HOLD ALL THE WAY THE FUCK UP. Weren’t those Hermes plates on her wedding registry?!!!!! DID Y’ALL CATCH THE SHADE????!!!!!!!