Slayoncé Posted A New Picture On Her Tumblr (Yes, You Care)

You bring the frankincense and I’ll grab some myrrh. Unlike the majority of us who fall off the Tumblr bandwagon after about a month or so Beyonce is still going strong. Mathew and Tina built ‘em Ford tough like that.

In a new photo posted this week, Blue Ivy’s mom works a fierce red pout and even fiercer “hurry up I’m hungry, shit” pose while standing in the middle of cathedral built exclusively for blood sacrifices — or at least that is what some theorist will say when this picture find its way to the fucked up side of YouTube.

You know, in some twisted way I hope Khia finds a way to take credit for this moment, too. There has got to be a connection.

Speaking with Hollywood Life, Solange gushed about having front row seats at the Pay-Per-View event that was watching her sister’s afterbirth fall out. Stay mad, I think?

“It was beautiful! I mean she’s such an angelic beautiful baby girl. I was there literally when she was born!”

“I’ve heard [Beyonce] over the years talk about how impactful that was in her life [being present while I gave birth]. And then I totally understood that it is such a surreal amazing moment and it really, really puts life into perspective.”