Oh no you don’t, Conservative Black America. Petition my sweet ass. Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
In what is possibly the most beautiful display of affection in a transgender relationship since Bow Wow nuzzled with Ciara for Vibe magazine, my new favorite person on Twitter Joseline Hernandez used 140 characters and then some to defend her feelings for producer / occasional indentured servant Stevie J – and past as a stripper this week.
“Stevie J is everyone’s man so please! Not just mines. I’m not gready I share! Who wants him?! He will put you on too!,” wrote the ‘Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’ breakout male lead, undoubtedly twisting the knife in Mimi Faust‘s heart.
I’m all in! This shit is like ‘The Notebook’ for Bankhead.
Stevie J was more delicate in his approach. “It’s only the first episode ladies! I’m the good guy. I lie because I don’t want to hurt her. Most guys feel the same way,” pleaded the producer of the future hit song “Still Waters Run Deep (Inside Urinals At Traxx Atlanta After You Flush The Condom)” to his followers, adding, “I’ll take all of the cussing, fussing, arguing for my love!”
Shifting conversation gears, Joseline let her proverbial nuts hangs when addressing the, wait for it, haters.
“Yes I used to dance so fucking what bitches. All ya’ll niggas paid me and ya’ll daddy’s and brothers,” José Olé wrote in response to viewers criticizing her background. ”Please guys, it’s all about that check. Understand life or you will be broke forever,” she added.
“Blah blah blah. Keep on watching me on Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. I’m ready for the world! I already won. I am an artist fuck what you heard.”
And I repeat, understand life of you will be broke forever. Suze Orman didn’t explore that gem in her latest book. Joseline just taught you some shit for free.
*Joseline and Stevie J’s tweets translated for your convenience — thank me in virtual hugs
| all photos courtesy of Prince Williams \ ATLpics.net