Kimora, Djimon and Kenzo: Out For Lunch In Los Angeles

If Rocky Dennis from the 1985 film ‘The Mask’ would have survived and moved to East Harlem to work inside of a braid shop he would probably look a lot like Kola Boof.

Still, men can’t get enough of the Sudanese-Egyptian author’s funky stuff. Or at least that’s what she says.

The author of ‘Diary of a Lost Girl: The Autobiography of Kola Boof’ — in which she chronicled putting her pussy on Osama Bin Laden’s sideburns — tells the New York Daily News that she is the real reason Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou are splitting: “I have slept with Djimon Hounsou throughout his marriage to Kimora Lee Simmons,” adding: “I don’t think it’s a secret to people in Los Angeles.”

My vagina shudders at the thought.

Kimono and Digimon were spotted at lunch with their super cute son Kenzo Lee Honsou on Tuesday either enjoying some quality family time or putting up a front for photographers. A day prior the former model hit Las Vegas to host the the Carnevale Grand Summer premiere at the extravagant Palazzo hotel located on the strip.