Kim Kardashian Really Wants That Summer Internship At The Wig Crypt

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A source close to Kim Kardashian tell Us Weekly rumors Queen Creole denied House Mother Kanye’s personal urinal the privilege of being close enough to witness one of her farts turn into a cloud of gold dust in the backstage area of her glitzy Atlantic City concert are not true.

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“Kim thought it was such a great show. There’s always some random rumors there is tension between them and there totally isn’t! Kim had so much fun.”

Pimptress Kris and her rolodex of media contacts strikes again.

The pair allegedly shared a bonding moment that included an embrace and dancing (the fuck is this, the Cosby Show intro?) before Beyonce made her first post-baby performance debut since giving birth to daughter Blue Ivy in January.

Five words: picture or it didn’t happen. Watch Beyonce unleash Sasha Fierce with a heart pumping performance of “Get Me Bodied” below!