Evelyn Lasagna Needs Your Help

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Evelyn Lozada has spent so much time under Chad Ochocinco in the sheets and fighting to claim their Twitter love is real in the streets, that she is completely bamboozled by being forced to pick a book cover for her new series ‘Inner Circle.’

Need a penny for your thoughts? The good people at Baller Alert have teamed up with the reality star to give away an all ‘Evelyn Everything’ basket valued at $500 for those who help with the life altering decision.

The three sample covers are so similar. I don’t know how you’re going to choose!

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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/3UGTYKZOKFM65ATQQCQEHBBHKI Mz. a.k.a Gayle King’s Bra Strap

    Looks like some Bum Bitch shit to me.

  • mook
    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/CBJU3JDYZQTM3RFRR2MAVVTUTM peppermint

      stuntin cause you have a movie coming out. ok queen, do you.

  • http://www.twitter.com/MerdaloveIsMe Merdalove

    At first I thought the bitch was selling jersey dresses! If I had to pick I would say …..the 3rd one on the right.

  • http://www.twitter.com/iamnotablogger Marissa

    Meanwhile writers with actual minds, talents, and stories to tell are making coffee at Starbucks.
    This gets a three Louis Bullock side-eye from me.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

      He is all types of cute

  • mook

    I CANNOT WITH THIS! LMFAO!

  • http://www.twitter.com/sunshyne84 Baby D

    She serious about those mannequins?

    • mook

      *calls Hollywood Montrose*

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EVSRWC7GVG2KKUFKWV6S2MHG3U Wealthyloving -com

    ——are you ready to end your single life?this is  a good choice i promise…

  • http://www.twitter.com/snakesonaboat Young Based Honeybey

    I would rather her not be on the cover…

  • http://anntup.myopenid.com/ Ann

    These covers looks like the store front of any random Citi Trends or It’s Fashion store.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PVGE57G3MAA24YX3F6S4YGKB3I Micron

    10 things I hate about these covers:

    1. Eleven
    2. The vague indicators of the numbers on the jerseys. I can’t tell if they are the number of dicks she sucked, the husbands she fucked, or the times her face caught nut.
    3. The hackneyed photoshop job. Lesson: The overlayed light is good for headshot portraits and centered figure portraits only.
    4. Black girl pose #25!
    5. The horrible lettering. Be simplistic and timeless with it. What’s wrong with you?
    6. Her on the cover signifies her bullshit on Basketball Wives will make this book all about her.
    7. I bet the main protagonist’s name is Elaine Lopez and the antagonists are Randi Rose and Juniper Watson or something and her super best friend is Sharon O’Malley or something. Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way game proper.
    8. WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS BITCH AND LEOPARD?
    9. I see she raided Isyss’ wardrobe for the photoshoot.
    10. The color motif is not engaging at all. It makes the book unattractive and…well, ghetto.

    Bottom line: This is fanfiction turned into a masturbatory level and we all know who will be who in the book.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/CBJU3JDYZQTM3RFRR2MAVVTUTM peppermint

      “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way game proper.”

      *laid the fk out!*

      • mook

        “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way”

        sounds like a future Rupaul Drag Race contestant. still doesn’t beat Ty Ty’s drag names in her ‘novel’

  • mook

    so are those team jerseys representing all of the NFL players she’s slept with?

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/HTG5GUXXTELNZRLIVRNNT4WWIE Player Hater

      We we’re on the same page !!!

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PVGE57G3MAA24YX3F6S4YGKB3I Micron

      She slept with football players too? I thought she only tried Ocho Nono.

      BTW, I am now calling Ocho Cinco Ocho Nono after Yoko Ono.

      • mook

        “BTW, I am now calling Ocho Cinco Ocho Nono after Yoko Ono.”

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  • http://www.twitter.com/TeanBean00 TeanBean00

    I hate blonde hair and dresses because of this heffer

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

      ..and chiclet gum