House Mother Kanye Blasts ‘Big Ass Striped Scarves’ During Twitter Fashion Rant

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Watch the throne and what the hell you pull out your closet this morning.

House Mother Kanye did you, me and she the ultimate favor by returning to Twitter on Saturday night (May 5) to launch a rant about all the less fashionable hoes he spotted while driving through five blocks of “the city.”

Among the looks HMK Wintour ruled as being fashionable late: “big ass striped scarves,” “off-brand workout sneakers,” “button up shirts with hoodies,” and all khaki everything. Leather kilts over leather jeggings is that thang, though. Relax and take notes:

  • “I hate hoodies with sport coats”
  • “I hate sport coats with button up shirts, jeans and dress shoes”
  • “I hate khaki trench coats with jeans and off brand work out sneakers”
  • “I hate khaki cargo shorts”
  • “I hate long ass sideburns with the line up RnB beard”

He ended his rant with “Detest… #I’m on my snob.” What’s on your list for Kanye?

  • http://www.twitter.com/kidrobotgirl kidrobotgirl

    I hate the fact he has a bunch of Kimbella clones flanking his side.
    I hate the fact that I am aware of Kimbella’s existence.
    I hate that I watched Love and Hip Hop.
    I hate it when artist start to smell themselves and start a clothing line.

    • http://www.twitter.com/HarlemsFinest7 Mister Roberts

      I agree witha ll that was said above.

  • http://www.twitter.com/sunshyne84 Baby D

    I’m guessing this was in New York where people do a lot more walking so they would need off brand running shoes. But I guess when you are chauffered everywhere you forget what that’s like.

  • http://www.twitter.com/CatNewman79 Cat

    I swear i’ve seen Kanye dressed like he “hates” to see others dressed before. Maybe he should have clarified in 2012 cuz he was cool with it in 2010.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PVGE57G3MAA24YX3F6S4YGKB3I Micron

    Negro Please. You wore half the shit anyway.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/AMHI7XU5ZDRQNMVVSVYA3XOO3A Traci_CT

    “off-brand workout sneakers” …as opposed to them ugly ass Louis Vuitton sneakers he’s pimping? NEGRO, POR FAVOR!!! Go give that jacket back to the ballet dancer you stole it from who was trying to perform in The Nutcracker and sit the entire fuck down.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZUFKWPOVKYCV5HZJIZH3WMX5VU Lady Tee

    Oh, oh, can I play?

    I hate shallow ninjas

    I hate shallow ninjas who know they shallow but don’t do anything about it

    I hate ninjas who admire a human praying mathsis like Anna Wintour (and for some reason, think we should admire this chick too)

    I hate ninjas who who confuse confidence with cockiness (guess which one you fall into Madame Kayne)

    I hate ninjas who really don’t know when to stay the hell off of twitter

    I hate ninjas who date bigger attention whores than himself

    I hate ninjas who actually thought that people would give one damb about this rant

    know what else I hate?

    I hate that as a NYer, I see homeless moms with their kids panhandling on the street because Mayor Bloomberg cut funding for low income and homeless people

    I hate the fact that we are more likely to be unemployed, even with an education

    I hate the fact that there are more George Zimmermans looking to shoot more people like Trayvon Martin

    I hate the fact that I live in the City outside manhattan where two cops got off for shooting  a 68 year old black veteran and retired CO in his own damn apartment.  

    I hate the fact that this shooting was caught on audio and the cops called him a nigger, but a a grand jury found they did not act recklessly

    “#Niggaplease #I’m on my have no use for foolish negroes…now go watch marathon episodes of Eyes on the Prize I and II so you can get your priorities back in check and some perspective of what is important in this world

    • http://www.twitter.com/solo_soni Soni Jayyyyyyyyy!!!!

      I hate the fact that I can’t like your post more than once…

    • http://www.twitter.com/weianfu Sunny

      I hate that ninjas like Koonye are rolling in money while mothers are begging on the streets to feed their babies.

    • http://www.twitter.com/HarlemsFinest7 Mister Roberts

      I agree with all that was said above.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/T7TJYB53SBKBZE7ADYMUHH7RNY BoSoxQT- Kat Stacks’ English teacher

    I hate ninjas who jack drummajors for their coats.
    I hate ninjas who date human toilets. 
    I hate dudes who can’t close their mouth correctly.
    I hate ninjas who know better and still don’t do better.

    You’re not a snob Kanye, you’re an idiot. And I’ll where whatever I want to when I work out. The key to that is, I’m working out. Health over clothes dude. 

  • mook

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/U3MHSQEGKINOV2T6C2VVH2EE5I Andrea Jones

    I ABSOLUTELY HATE Ninjas that are raised in Chicago by a strong African-American, professional woman, runnin around talking out the side of his neck, tweeting about sh#t that has no importance what-so-ever, while little kids who look up to him are dying while getting shot in Chicago by other Ninjas who sell drugs to acquire the same unimportant, name brand sh#t that he tweets about. *takes a breath* He needs to be tweeting about that sh#t!!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/IWFSOIT7NXC7FTDQOMKQOOH3OY Francis Jones

    I hate stunt queens who don’t know how and when to shaddup and saddown.
    I hate Twitter.
    I hate dumb Kneegrows who’ve convinced themselves they are fashionistas when they are really fauxshinistas. In other words, fashionistas in their heads.

  • http://www.twitter.com/WacaFlacaCheekz Shari Seawright

    I hate the back of Forest Whitaker neck
    I hate Whoopi Goldberg Lips
    I hate da black keys on a piano
    I hate my gums they they black

    • mook

      “I hate Whoopi Goldberg Lips “


      (fast forward to 7:13)

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/7RY4NO43MPNI4A2POTRTN4DECM Sepia LaDiva

    I really hate this post-egomaniac clotheshorse and publicity whore Kanyetta Westinghouse. I need her to calm down, put some ice cubes down her leather kilt and just breathe…or make music.

    • http://www.twitter.com/brandonjaye brandonjaye

      I thought that leather kilt was just his Turkish Wrestling singlet. 

  • http://www.twitter.com/MerdaloveIsMe Merdalove

    I get the feeling Kanye can READ a bitch better than any drag queen we ever saw on TV

  • http://anntup.myopenid.com/ Ann

    “off brand work out sneakers”?

    Nicca if I want to wear Spaldings, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that’s my damn business.
    Bitch, I’m working out, working up a Black sweat. Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/7RY4NO43MPNI4A2POTRTN4DECM Sepia LaDiva

      Now i gotta play “black sweat” during this afternoon’s workout. *prince scream*

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/U3MHSQEGKINOV2T6C2VVH2EE5I Andrea Jones

      “cunt-nastics”

      IQuitLife.com

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZUFKWPOVKYCV5HZJIZH3WMX5VU Lady Tee

        “Cunt-nastics” I am mad that you thought of that gem before I did…we should so petition this to be a sport for the next Olympics, who’s with me people?

        • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/IWFSOIT7NXC7FTDQOMKQOOH3OY Francis Jones

          Ms. West is a bigger shoe-in for a gold medal than Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps.

  • http://www.twitter.com/TeanBean00 TeanBean00

    can he please just make music..

    • honeybfly

      and by music, can he produce music for others and not rap.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PGBHHD7WQAJF7VH2ENPMEPGQGM E G

    I enjoy everything he hates. #iwilltakeitfromhere

  • http://www.twitter.com/iamnotablogger Marissa

    I hate that he and Kim Kartrashian are constantly in my Internet presence swapping leather pants.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/3UGTYKZOKFM65ATQQCQEHBBHKI Mz. a.k.a Gayle King’s Bra Strap

      Yeees Gawd! Rissa girl (in my Funky Dineva voice) , if I see her in those leather leggings one mo time hunty!

  • http://www.twitter.com/IamBKLYNSmama Patronisha LaCiroc

    Kanye needs to …Hate Big fake booty tricks who use black d*cks for publicity stunts.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZUFKWPOVKYCV5HZJIZH3WMX5VU Lady Tee

      The problem is iCant hate KK publicity whoring too much because she has too many willing volunteers. Wait, yes iCan, neva mind

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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

    Why do i feel that he wore all those styles he hates so much?

    • http://www.twitter.com/iamnotablogger Marissa

      Because he did.

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

        Running around talking shit and treating hoes like gold. He even got the president of the united states calling him a jackass. I honestly believe he wouldn’t be doing or saying half this shit if his mom were alive. She seemed like she was the only one that kept him grounded. I guess she wasn’t through raising his ass. Sad.

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZUFKWPOVKYCV5HZJIZH3WMX5VU Lady Tee
        • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/U3MHSQEGKINOV2T6C2VVH2EE5I Andrea Jones

          ^^^ I love you for calling his ass out!