Try It Again, Queen: Kanye Clocks The Tea

hmk11 Try It Again, Queen: Kanye Clocks The TeaKanye Omari Pilar Maricarmen Consuela Elosie Sanchez Rose Kardashian is not here for stunts.

Kanye West is of icon status on the ballroom scene, therefore, she does not walk. She simply sits. Rewind your mind to that 106 & Park stunt if you need an example.

With lessers flying off the handle to bump their cum catchers about his relationship with human urinal Kim Kardashian, the acting mother of the Legendary House of Omari has exceeded his bullshit limit.

Get you some business!

Us Weekly – “…of course there are a lot of media inaccuracies surrounding this past couple of weeks, especially the ‘She’s my Beyonce’ quote. I would never compare anyone to my friend’s wife,” West tells Us Weekly exclusively.

(After a source told Us that the rapper “thinks [Kim] is his Beyonce,” a subsequent Saturday Night Live sketch April 14 riffed off that quote, putting the words directly in West’s mouth.)

“Come on now, that doesn’t even sound like me,” says West, who is a longtime pal and collaborator of Beyonce’s husband Jay-Z. “If I don’t say something in a rap or on Twitter, it’s not true,” the “Otis” rapper tells Us.

  • http://www.twitter.com/goBEYgo goBEYgo

    of course he never said that bullsh… That quote came straight from the pissy desk of the Kuntrashians.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PVGE57G3MAA24YX3F6S4YGKB3I Micron

    “Kanye Omari Pilar Maricarmen Consuela Elosie Sanchez Rose Kardashian is not here for stunts.”

    Corrected:

    Kanyaleeza Rice Omari Mariacarmen Consuela Cucaracha Elosie Sanchez Rose “Gay Fish” Champagne Seacrest Kardashian is not here for stunts.

  • http://www.twitter.com/ThisIsRandR YoungestVogel

    If you like hip-hop, you might like my blog, Rhymes and Reasons. It’s a series of interviews with hip-hop heads who discuss their lives and a few songs that matter to them. Pretty powerful stuff. Check’em out here:

    http://thisisrhymesandreasons.wordpress.com/

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/N6R35ZB3L44XT4WMJPG5AQRGW4 Bumpers

    Tbh, Beyaki doesn’t even seem like Kanye’s type. She may be the perfect Stepford wive but she ain’t white. White chicks seem to be the only shade of “good girls” Kanye prefers (for longer than a one-night stand).

    Think about it.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/S4BCYI5SW4SZQXTZEEEMAYVN3I VIDDY CM

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  • http://www.twitter.com/Char_den Char_den

    Sigh…its wednesday.

  • http://www.twitter.com/satnitespecial Tay

    Bitch yaaaaaas @ HMK’s Mexican name!

    • mook

      Consuela Elosie Sanchez”

      • http://www.twitter.com/satnitespecial Tay

        dammit mook lol

      • http://anntup.myopenid.com/ Ann

        I was thinking Dona María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 18th Duchess of Alba de Tormes, Grandee of Spain

  • mook

    RIP Dick Clark

    New Years Eve will never be the same. :(

    not only did he give us American Bandstand (which gave Don Cornelius the idea for Soul Train) but also the American Music Awards.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/J7TAYP7WII65RMOS7HZUDPL3FA Rasha

      I honestly thought he was gonna live to be 100

      • mook

        forgot that he started the $10,000 Pyramid too.    
           
        but if you look back on the performers on American Bandstand, most of them were making their first (or second) ever TV appearance: the Jackson 5, Johnny Cash, James Brown, Buddy Holly, The Rolling Stones, Sam Cooke, Janet, Prince, Cher, Nippy, ReRe, the Supremes, Stevie Wonder, David Bowie, Simon and Garfunkel, The Doors, Elton John, Rod Stewart, Labelle, The Temptations, Beastie Boys, Chic, Sylvester, Aerosmith, Earth Wind & Fire, The Four Tops, Gladys Knight & the Pips (whom Dick mistakenly introduced as “Gladys Pips and the Knights” lmfao), KISS, Dionne Warwick, Chaka Khan, Madonna, New Edition, Run-DMC, Donna Summer, LL Cool J, Cyndi Lauper, Duran Duran, the list goes on and on…

  • http://www.twitter.com/_Yayynicole Meerkat Manor

    and this is neither a rap nor a tweet so is it safe to call you a lyin ass queen?

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/3DK3T4H3ZL4YTZRDP3UJ34CRVA malcolm venable

    I’m laughing so hard at that ballroom line in my head I can’t focus….so weak right now. Damn you!!! 

    • http://www.twitter.com/freshalina Fresh

      You know Kanye stays perched! 

    • mook

      • http://www.twitter.com/darylsmead darylsmeadnotebook

        thin…streamline…trim…mo’del…

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