People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Sweet Brown

Screen shot 2012 04 10 at 3.40.11 PM People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Sweet Brown

Watch your back Antoine Dodson, a new ratchet superstar has emerged from the wasteland of dreams deferred — and she’s gunning for your MAC Studio Fix and Malaysian remy hair.

News footage of Sweet Brown (real name no gimmicks) giving her personal account of a blaze that started in her apartment complex when a wheelchair-bound neighbor got a taste for rib tips in the middle of the night is the best 30 seconds of Black Excellence that I have seen since Mary J. Blige belted out the coon tune resting deep in her spirit for Burger King. In fact, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if Sweet Brown has that shit for her Verizon ringback tone. Ah, the circle of niggatry.

Sweet Brown, Sweet Brown. I’ll say it again: Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Brown.

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