Cousin Dionne ranks second as the most-charted female vocalist in Billboard with 56 singles — right behind Hate-Retha. Regardless, Honey Badger’s accomplishments as both an entertainer and global ambassador deserve several nasty Leyomi drops and finger wags. Celebrating her 50th anniversary in music, she was recognize by the Grammy Museum this week with a special event held in her honor.
And boy, did she serve the kids fashion and mane.
Joanna: Rodman-esque. She was shooting in the gym.
Tiesha: Forget the hair, dive into those silky pajamas!
Malcolm: Girl, Miss Dionne is not featuring any of you. She is going to finish this and go back home to a pack of Mistys, a gin and tonic and nice game of spades.
Leslie: Cousin Dionne gracefully commands all your favs to come for her, while simultaneously paying homage to the now extinct dodo bird with her hairdo. Now gag!
Alexis: But can we talk about how Dionne looks just like Uncle Ben. Or is that just me?
Patricia: She pajama rich.
Meir: Old ladies love those trial-sized products, but she should’ve gotten 4 or 5 more tiny bottles of Nice N’ Easy to cover her whole head.
Crissle: She’s giving you a graduated Tyler Perry and the kids will deal.
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