Jacking For Posts: 10 Artists Who Should Sign To Young Money/Cash Money Tomorrow

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Two for one!

It’s been a busy week for everyone’s favorite rapper-turned-rocker-turned-fashion designer, Lil’ Wayne. He signed Christina Milian to his label, performed at the Grammys and, if rumours are to be believed, got engaged to his girlfriend and broke up a fight between Common and Drake, presumably all while doing kick flips and having mixed children. Most notable of these ‘accomplishments’ is the signing of Mrs. Milian to Young Money, a team that has been steadily adding members to its roster throughout 2011 in order to help get features on Tyga’s album without having to pay royalties. Mystikal and Busta Rhymes are just two of the big-name artists who surprised the industry by pledging their allegiance to Birdman and Cash Money, but we at brokencool have come up with a list of ten more “rappers” whose career might benefit from a YMCMB hoodie.

Hurricane Chris AKA A Bay Bay!

According to his Wikipedia article, the Louisiana native came up with his nickname because of his ability to rap fast and twist the words, “like a hurricane had just blown through”. This absolute lack of irony should appeal to Lil’ Wayne, who would appreciate another young career to ruin. His soon to be released mixtape is set to feature Mystikal and Lil’ Twist so he’s clearly already half way to signing, they just need to order some extra-extra-small YMCMB t-shirts first.

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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/CBJU3JDYZQTM3RFRR2MAVVTUTM peppermint

    HOLLLA crunksters! How I hath missed thees!

    • OB

      Congrats! How’s the new Peppermint Jr.?

  • mook

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2104113/Beyonc-Jay-Z-make-public-outing-birth-baby-Blue-Ivy.html

    looks like Beyaki lost her baby weight fast (*side-eyes the plastic surgeon*)

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/CBJU3JDYZQTM3RFRR2MAVVTUTM peppermint

      that’s some ol bullshit. I gave birth three months ago and I’m still walking around with a bicycle tire around my belly and my ass don’t eat ANYTHING. heffa please.

      • http://www.twitter.com/stylishchic4u79 A Land

        Ummm that’s because you’ve had a baby… unlike some folks who shall remain nameless… #conspiricypost

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  • Moosefan

    These two look like characters from a Tyler Perry Madea movie.  Next.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/CBJU3JDYZQTM3RFRR2MAVVTUTM peppermint

      they sorta look like a bootleg Kriss Kross.

      • Moosefan

        JUMP JUMP!!! (now that song is stuck in my head)

  • http://www.twitter.com/deezywhatitis deezy

    I agree with 85% of this list. On the low, I fucks with Gucci Mane music. Judge me.

  • mook

    did they just compare Lauryn Hill, someone actually with talent, to Onika?