During their war of words last month Rihanna sarcastically shaded Ciara on her ability (or lack thereof) to book shows following the very public flop of her latest album. But with reports rapidly circulating that Bajan Billygoat has been advised by her handlers to cancel her US tour due to poor ticket sales, members of Team CiCi and their leader may all share one final tuck-undoing chuckle when the smoke clears.
Don’t mind me, I’m investing energy in this only to avoid the inevitable follow-up Chris Brown post. In all sincerity I doubt Ciara would be that petty. But if she is, bravo bitch!