Fresh: “Beyonce’s mom.” Damn.
Youngsinick: I actually find that title honorable. I mean, you can introduce me as “Man who brought Beyonce a biscuit” and I might do an ‘uh oh’ on the spot in gratitude.
Fresh: True. Now if you ask me, Miss Tina is a glorified clothing line for church ushers.
Youngsinick: Well, the less you spend on Miss Tina’s clothes the more you can contribute to the Bishop Long Defense Fund.
Fresh: And the more time you can spend on getting your creole application processed.
Youngsinick:Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir). Practicing already.
Fresh: And in walks Beyonce.
Youngsinick: Followed by a brief but memorable appearance by Hoda’s inner stan. I think we know what news anchor ain’t ever scared to throw on a freakum dress after she clocks out.
Fresh: Wayment. Did this bitch really just make it rain with her cue cards when St. Lobster Bisque came out. The most has been done today.
Michael: But, Fresh, it was BEYONCE. That makes it okay. Now had she did that shit if Ciara showed up, then she would need to be Rick Sanchezed.
Fresh: Isn’t this interview supposed to be about garments made in His image and covered in the Blood of the Lamb? The hell they talking about St. Tropez for?
Youngsinick: Everything changes when Queen Creole arrives.
Fresh: God bless the woman on the end.
Youngsinick: She should’ve gone the day Katy Perry was booked. No one would’ve cared then.
Fresh: “Thank you Beyonce, thank you Tina! . . . Bye Leslie.”
Youngsinick: She had a name? Good for her. I didn’t catch it. I was paying homage to Mother Goose.
Fresh: I am going to need for the children to conduct a better interview next time. You are not covering the opening of Teeny’s Butt Naked Car Wash.
Youngsinick: Oh God. The image of Kathie Lee Gifford in a thong washing a Geo Metro just entered my brain.
Fresh: It could happen.
Youngsinick:I kind of like the mug. It’s like Upgraded Ursula. Watch out Rihanna’s hair color. That side eye looks more abusive than a switch, though.
Fresh: That’s how she wants to look at Baby Nixon. She just hasn’t had the opportunity to yet.
Youngsinick: I forgot all about little JohVonnie Jackson.