You Too Can Now Wear The Mark of the Creole Beast With House of Dereon Temporary Tattoos

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If maintaining an existence free of all perils associated with a creole dominated society hasn’t harden your exterior already, The House of Agnes wants to ‘toughen’ up your look with a limited edition of both basic and deluxe (?!)  temporary tattoos, People reports.

“We decided to invite Temptu to help us create custom body art for her to model with our fashions,” Tina Knowles, Deréon’s founder, designer and creative director, told WWD. “The resulting images were so strong that we realized consumers might want to re-create the tattoos themselves.”

The waterproof tattoos will be offered in Deréon’s signature fleur icon and in chains, spider designs, rocker bolts and jewel baubles-giving you a two to five-day edge. The $16-basic kit has eight tattoos and all the pieces needed to affix the designs on your skin, while the online-only deluxe kit will retail for $34 and includes a signed photo of Beyoncé as well as a chance to win a trip to New York. To pull your biker-chick look together, visit Sephora or dereon.com

The ’10 graduating class of Rupaul’s Drag University just got their life. The rest of us, not so much.

Rewind: Embarrassing Stage Nosedives 2, Pregnant R&B Singers 0

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All the king’s horses and all the king’s men won’t be able to put these pregnant women back together again if they don’t learn how to go SADDOWN somewhere. The writers of ‘What To Expect While You’re Expecting’ will have to include a brand new chapter on how to fall gracefully thanks to you people.

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Spotted: Rihanna Out Working Her Beat In New York City

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Ironically enough, that is the same face I made throughout the composition of this entry.

Robyn worked her stroll in the Lower East Side of Manhattan on the Lord’s Day as cameras captured it all for her new music video, “What’s My Name.”

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Day Late, Dollar Short Special Edition: Bishop Eddie Long Flys Above All His Haters (And Spiritual Trade Pieces)

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If the frequency of posting in Crunkland lags a little throughout the day its because I am recovering from doing the Lord’s work — hustling 2-for-$10 t-shirts in support of Bishop Eddie Longstroke’s When The Praises Go Up, The Under Armour Comes Down Ministries outside of Christian hot spots all weekend long.

God knows my heart.

At any rate, I managed to stay away from Twitter for the past 48 hours so that when today rolled around I could read a comprehensive recap of what went down at New Birth Missionary Church on Sunday with a “surprised” look on my face, so as Hurricane Chris would suggest, let’s get ratchet, let’s get ratchet. Roll that beautiful bean footage!

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Quick Quotes: Ciara On Keri Hilson Comparisons

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Ciara can’t bother having her tuck come undone discussing Keri Hilson’s foolishness, thanks.

There’s a very, very strong difference between myself and Keri. So I’m not even in that space to go there. I’m way past that mentally and creatively . . . It’s best that I give my fans what they want,” Ciara told XXL in their October issue when asked if Hilson had jacked her swag. “It would be crazy to say I haven’t heard that question before, but mentally I’m not even there . . . ”

“I honestly don’t feel like my spot has ever been taken. If you place Rihanna and Beyoncé aside of each other, you would be able to see clearly that there’s a difference . . . I’m just pushing to be the best in my own world.” Vibe via Necole Bitchie

Ricky Rozay: 12 Play (The Warm Up)

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Top of the afternoon to you! Old video of Rick Ross engaging in a lustful night inside a palatial Comfort Inn room (which I determined by the comforter) has hit the internet — and the bottom pit of my stomach. Always a bridesmaid, never a spiritual daughter.

The brief snippet of Rozay romancing a female (just have to clarify in this post Reverend Dr. Feel Good Bishop Eddie Long world) popped up on This Is 50 earlier today before PETA could issue an injunction to halt its release. The full length version will supposedly hit tomorrow so until then we will all have to engage in light foreplay.

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