Now that I have your attention.
I plead the blood of Sweet Minty Jesus over Raz B’s career revival attempt and UrFlyGuy for passing this fuckery ammunition in the form of a lethal tang-filled bullet. So just pull the trigger.
It’s nice to see Willow Smith allow the “competition” breathing room before she comes out snatching all 27 piece quick weaves in a 50 mile radius as apart of a sacrificial offering to Beyonce.
The front row inside the Best Buy Theater got an up-close look at the Beats By Dr. Dre & Monster new product line unveiling and Miscarried Baby’s best pop singer impression on Wednesday night. So as you can see it’s not just Lady of Soul accolades and BET Awards for this chick. She has a presence!
Superhero chins and vacant expressions are prevalent among the ladies in a promo flick for the upcoming VH1 reality series, I Put Up With You Sloring Around On Me And I’ll Be Damned If I Don’t Get Half When Its All Said And Done.
I’m over these type of shows and would actually prefer one that features oral copulation from a few of the nation’s most elite groupies and head doctors. Lessons on how to suck the meat out a bone gristle while churning that wood like your trying to make butter for club admission > loser bitch bragging about her closet full of overly priced shoes that hurt to walk in.
Heard Kanye signed Mos Def to his label. This side-eye though makes me wonder if Mos is having second thoughts.
– Key From The City
The Raging Cajun is no different than you and I. When feel good music comes on during a block party she just has to hit her two step. Just be satisfied you are able to witness it for free this time.
There was this tiny, minuscule news report floating around A-town that the same amount of coins sitting in NeNe and Greg’s joint bank account is the same cash flow 50 Tyson shelled out for his latest music video. Give and take a couple quarters, that is.
One thing is for damn sure, the payment plan on NeNe’s new pinched nose isn’t going to take care of itself every month! Strapped for cash, she did what so many others have resorted to in this dwindling economy and hit her friend up for cash to pay for shit they don’t need. But what she didn’t bargained for was her best gay Dwight’s loose lips (among other body parts) sinking her already barely afloat ship.
“It’s so many memories with Dirk McGirt . . . he loved women, nahmean? So he just loved to go in. One of them joints, I think he might’ve been burning or something, or he had friction burns on his dick.”
You’re just going to have to watch the clip for the rest of that bedtime story. I am still trying to figure out how I missed out on this when it was posted earlier this year! I am feeling some type of way about that. Thanks Jayme!
If maintaining an existence free of all perils associated with a creole dominated society hasn’t harden your exterior already, The House of Agnes wants to ‘toughen’ up your look with a limited edition of both basic and deluxe (?!) temporary tattoos, People reports.
“We decided to invite Temptu to help us create custom body art for her to model with our fashions,” Tina Knowles, Deréon’s founder, designer and creative director, told WWD. “The resulting images were so strong that we realized consumers might want to re-create the tattoos themselves.”
The waterproof tattoos will be offered in Deréon’s signature fleur icon and in chains, spider designs, rocker bolts and jewel baubles-giving you a two to five-day edge. The $16-basic kit has eight tattoos and all the pieces needed to affix the designs on your skin, while the online-only deluxe kit will retail for $34 and includes a signed photo of Beyoncé as well as a chance to win a trip to New York. To pull your biker-chick look together, visit Sephora or dereon.com
The ‘10 graduating class of Rupaul’s Drag University just got their life. The rest of us, not so much.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men won’t be able to put these pregnant women back together again if they don’t learn how to go SADDOWN somewhere. The writers of ‘What To Expect While You’re Expecting’ will have to include a brand new chapter on how to fall gracefully thanks to you people.
Ironically enough, that is the same face I made throughout the composition of this entry.
Robyn worked her stroll in the Lower East Side of Manhattan on the Lord’s Day as cameras captured it all for her new music video, “What’s My Name.”
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| AKOO 2012 FASHION PRESENTATION
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| MEET THE 'MISTRESSES OF ATLANTA'
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