The same way friends of the Killer Knowles Klan love to mess with illuminati theorists minds with striking images in their music videos and live performances, Akon’s glowstick cash cow Lady Gaga enjoys doing the same to people who can’t keep buzzing about her mean (alleged) tuck game.

Appearing as her alter ego Jo Calderone for the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan, during the accompanying interview “Calderone” reveals a romantic interlude between himself and Gaga, Celebuzz reports.

Ciara, any time you want to get in on a piece of this action I promise I won’t judge you for it.