Moments after instructing his GPS to locate the nearest paparazzi, Mario was spotted late last night departing from Abe & Arthur’s walking hand in hand with girlfriend Dez. For the lucky individuals not in the know, Dez is the Gayle to Robo Bot’s Oprah. Or something. Now she can proudly add the titles Sam’s Choice of Celebrity Girlfriends and useless morning website content to her growing resume. Gold star for you!