Go Go Gadget Creole Prayer Cloth!

(Picture via Beyonce-World)

The Blood of the Lamb narrowly escaped a car collision on Tuesday when the door of the Mercedes S Class she was stepping out of in front of Harolds department store was ripped off its hinges by a passing taxi in London. Yikes.

A source said: “It was terrifying to watch. It all happened so quickly, the taxi came out of nowhere. She seemed very shaken and was lucky to be alive. A couple of seconds difference and God knows what could have happened.”

Beyonce had set out for a romantic evening in London with her husband.

They were heading to the Japanese restaurant Zuma in the swanky Knightsbridge neighborhood for dinner when she decided she wanted to call at Harrods.

But the impromptu shopping trip never got started after the smash between the cabbie and the door of Beyonce’s posh silver S-Class. (source)

As much as I fear for my soul after publishing disparaging comments about members of the Killer Knowles Kompound I am happy that their prized yaki was not injured in the collision. All creoles may go to heaven but Grandma Agnez doesn’t want the company just yet.