Archive for July, 2010

Open Air: Antoine Dodson Reacts To His New Found Internet Glory

Posted by Fresh on July 31, 2010

Ah ha hush that fuss, Epic Beard Man move to the back of the bus!

Antoine Dodson’s badussy stock has gone through the roof in less than 48 hours and yet he is managing to remain the same Sugar Cookie Go-Getter for his sister from the Lincoln Park projects on Webstar Drive. Now how many of your favorite rappers can brag and boast about that one?

More docile in nature this time around, Toine Toine appeared on the news again to offer an explanation for his on-air ratchetness and what he really thinks about all the attention he is receiving online. Now run tell that, homeboy!

(Click here to watch the original clip again and again and again!)

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Tweets Is Watching: Twitter Throws Shade At Tiny & T.I. In Lieu of Rice

Posted by Fresh on July 30, 2010

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We interrupt BET’s Black Star Cinema airing of Lean On Me to bring you this not-so-breaking news:

Rapper T.I. (real name Clifford Harris) and longtime girlfriend, singer and BET reality star Tameka “Tiny” Cottle, tied the knot at a Miami Beach court.

They’ll repeat their vows in an elaborate ceremony in three cities, a rep for the couple tells UsMagazine.com exclusively.

The couple will wed again Saturday in front of close family and friends (including Tiny’s BET costar Antonia “Toya” Carter) on a small private island off the coast of Miami Saturday. Tiny will wear Valentino.

They plan on returning to their hometown of Atlanta for a reception Saturday afternoon before jetting off to Las Vegas to celebrate with friends into the wee hours. (source)

I hit the mean streets of Twitter to ask my followers what wedding gift would they purchase for the newlyweds and got a slew of shade in return. Just the way I like it.

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Booty Talk: Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter To Make Porn Debut

Posted by J. Cooper on July 30, 2010

You would think that if a parent broke into Hollywood playing roles in culturally significant films like What’s Love Got To Do With It Apocalypse Now and continued to be an artistic force throughout their career that their child seeking that same fame would travel down the same route.

Not if she is looking to Kim Kardashian for inspiration.

Signing on with Vivid entertainment for a one-shot pornographic film, Montana Fishburne (who looks like a black Julia Stiles) has decided to take on the pseudonym “Chippy D” in her first foray into the business. I know Laurence Fishburne is about to blow a gasket right about now.

Back To Selling Ass On Craigslist |

Quick Quotes: Ne-Yo Will No Longer Tolerate Your Gay Fish Shade

Posted by Fresh on July 30, 2010

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Cooking up a gay joke at Go-Go’s expense? You might want to go and put it on the back burner and check the credits, heaux.

There’s one rumor that just, for whatever reason, will not die and I’m convinced that it’s just because they really can’t figure out anything else to say about me, which kind of doesn’t make any sense because if you really just wanted to talk bad about me you could. But there’s this whole gay thing that keeps following me around.

Apparently, I’m gay. Pretty much anybody that sings and has a penis is gay. So, I’m part of that elite squad according to multiple blog sites. I guess it’s because I never shot a person or talked about shooting a person or had a desire to shoot a person that I’m gay. (source)

Allow me to paraphrase Antoine Dodson for a moment:

Ne-Yo, you don’t have to come confess what you did. We looking for you, and we gon’ find you, so I’m letting you know that raht nah. So you can run and tell that, homeboy!

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Friday Fuckery: The Bigger It Is The Harder It Is To Clean

Posted by J. Cooper on July 30, 2010

In short, what makes video model Peeblez stand out among the elite thirsty chicks in VIP is that her gluteus maximus (through hormone shots and industrial grade silicone implants I’m sure) is the size of New Jersey. Fathers, hug your daughters.

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Quick Flicks: Soulja Boy’s Birthday Party Brings Out The D-List

Posted by Fresh on July 30, 2010

Get out the waaaay, D-list coming through! To whom do we owe the pleasure to of having Natalie’s Chin, the fruit of Al B. Sure’s loins, and a disheveled Rich Boy in one place?

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You Sent It: Get Baptized in the Zest of David Banner

Posted by Fresh on July 30, 2010

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Yes, I’ll be late for that. Thanks Haven for this visual soul clap!

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Tweets Is Watching: Chris Brown Forgives Us All With New Body Art

Posted by J. Cooper on July 29, 2010

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Chris Brown is one creative beaver. One day he’s releasing new music videos in which he’s fighting his enemies Matrix style, and on another  he’s creating clever acronyms to tattoo on his limbs. His latest acronym “F.A.M.E,” which stands for Forgiving All My Enemies, rings true of course because it was Rihanna’s fault that her face ran into his fists.

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Spotted: Kelly Rowland Promotes The iPhone 4 In Australia

Posted by J. Cooper on July 29, 2010

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“Get it how you live” is the new mantra of the fame game, and our friend-in-the-head, Kelly Rowland, is following it to a T. Photographed above promoting and performing for the launch of the iPhone 4 in the Land Down Under, she gave Aussie cell phone addicts an added reason to spend their coins so Steve Jobs can buy more black sweaters.

Looks like time out of the wig crypt is doing wonders for her career.

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Buzz Notes: Nicki Minaj Explains Her Death In ‘Your Love’ Video

Posted by J. Cooper on July 29, 2010

Lil Kim’s voodoo doll sat down with MTV to give a quick interview on the oft-talked about ending for her music video “Your Love”

“I just felt like that was the most emotional and truthful storyline,” Minaj explained. “I felt like mostly everyone would normally make themselves win in the end. I wanted to show that the only way I could be beat is if you cheat. If you cheat! If you play fair and square, I’m gonna win. It’s my little way of looking at it. Also, I felt it was almost heart-wrenching to see it. I made myself this nice girl in the video and you bond with the character, you know what I mean? You know what I mean. You see her die. I wanted people to talk about it in the end. ‘Why did she make that decision?’ I wanted them to cry.”

I always thought Nicki was the result from which a young girl from the hood is made to sit in a dark room surrounded by Cabbage Patch Dolls and Lisa Frank notebooks with a television playing PBS’ “Masterpiece Theatre” hours on end.  And it looks like I was right.

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