Here’s a quick glance back at a few flicks from the ’10 BET Awards before we close Debra Lee’s tomb of doom until next year. I had a blast broadcasting live and hearing what everybody had to say about the evening! Again, major props to all the hardworking journalists, bloggers, and media personalities who covered the events throughout the weekend.
We all can turn into individual pillars of salt now.
Big Boi’s Uncle Darnell is a coooooold piece of work.
Both his height and disposition were a little intimidating when I was first introduced to him a couple weeks back, but after he along with other family members shared the rare type of warm southern hospitality that can only be traced back to our part of the map I felt as if I had been apart of the family for years. Shout out to Uncle Trick!
Remember going to cookouts when you were younger and having that one uncle who would always have a drink in his hand and a cigarette somehow barely hanging on the tip of his lip? Yep, that Uncle D. Minus the cig. A charming, intriguing fellow, indeed. He’s got stories for days and hell of a way to offer a play-by-play. He lives in the community, so he understands its pulse and can relate to damn near everyone who calls the place home — young and old. Pretty much, Darnell is Savannah, Georgia.
– J. Tinsely from The Smoking Section
Well,that’s one way to do it. Beer for my horses game proper.
A 37-year-old man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with several horses, police said.
Byron Christopher Jordan was arrested and charged with bestiality. He is accused of having sex with several horses.
Newton County Sheriff’s Office Byron Christopher Jordan was arrested and charged with bestiality. He is accused of having sex with several horses.Byron Christopher Jordan was apparently caught in the act Tuesday morning by the owner of the horses, who called Covington police. Jordan was charged with bestiality, a felony in Georgia, and with giving an officer a false name.
Lt. Wendell Wagstaff told the Covington News that Jordan was wearing only dirty pajama bottoms with the fly open. He also reportedly had a strong odor, according to the report.
Jordan, from Covington, was transported to the Newton County jail, where he is being held without bond. He was previously arrested on May 7 for DUI, according to jail records.
All my internet goons know where to find me online during lengthy, fuckery filled award shows but one back alley I make sure I navigate far away from is Facebook. Between the random bible verses from members of my high school alumni with user names like Javaughnie “BigDickInYoHoe” Carter and the photo albums filled with insane amount of pictures featuring their tragic looking children, my computer just shuts the fuck down. And I go kaput right along with it.
Updates about El Debarge oozing with my family’s secret recipe for spicy panty rice pudding flooded my news feed like the tears of an emotional Rabid Beaver when I checked it this afternoon — and the debris from all of the ass dust is still dropping. Anybody born after 1985 may not have cared but I can almost guarantee that at least one of their “big” cousins had to excuse themselves from the room after dripping all over their living room furniture once he was done performing the same medley of hits that has got him out of numerous sticky situations down at The Carter.
But where was Bunny?
By now you all have heard about Nicki Minaj putting more effort into her facial tick game than delivering a series of polished performances during her time on the stage at Sunday night’s BET Awards. I received nothing but classic responses when I quizzed my followers on what would be Onika’s excuse for phoning in her featured verses.
After a quick wardrobe change inside a dank, dark gas station rest room premiere vocalists of our time Ashanti and Keri Hilson were among the host of entertainers that returned back on the scene to stuff crab cakes inside of their clutches at BET’s Creme Of The Crop post-award show dinner at Mr. Chow. Get it how you live.
20 + arrival pictures after the jump!
While all eyes (and caps lock buttons) zeroed in on John Legend’s disobedient hairline during his Humanitarian Award acceptance speech at last night’s BET Awards another was singing our life with his words at a little thing called the 37th Annual Daytime Emmy’s.
Chubby Checker’s zero density situation made the lace front wig Boris Kodjoe was forced by Tyler Perry to wear during the filming of Madea’s Family Reunion look like it should belong at the National Museum of American History.
Done and done. Now take him to the bridge.