Whoever is trying to pass off a picture of a duo toned penis as belonging to Bow Wow should be condemned to eternal damnation. Not that I am a fan of Shad Moss or anything.
You ruined my day. Now you must pay. By the powers invested in me by the Georgia State Board of Creoles I sentence you to Doom!
I’m still not sure which made me more angry, the fact that my gun shot wound to the head was self inflicted (I knew what I was getting myself into when I clicked that link yet I still did it) or that I was expecting more meat to be presented on the platter.
Accompanying the self snapshot (boy, whoever you are, you so skilled) was a long seedy story about the writer’s sexual encounter with Omarion’s scalp greaser that made me so upset I thought it knocked my period on.
SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]