Skeet or Delete: Ciara — “Speechless” (Featuring The-Dream)
Miss Info just keeps on coming with the exclusives. Uncle Ciara took a leave of absence as Kim Kardashian’s human paparazzi shield earlier this year and has been working in the studio working on her upcoming project since.
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Jacking For Posts: Obama Beauty Supply Is Now Open For Business
You know, I expected that a brief trip to the flea market during my lunch break would bring me some mouth-watering fuckery, but this shit hit me like a club to Tiger Woods’ cerebellum. Obama Beauty Supply is catering to all the local divas and queens! If you need some premium Korean extensions to stunt on those foot dragging bitches at the county fair, or an extra special wig when you need to lip-sync for your life, it will be here.
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Sexual Napalm: Miss Teary
The self-proclaimed undisputed drag queen of hip-hop and soul food Miss Teary is taking over in a unique way, and I don’t mean by having to purchase two airplane seats. The above video deserves a cheat day. Let’s get it!
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Buzz Notes: Chris Brown’s Birthday Plans Snubbed
Rabid Beaver may end up having his 21st birthday bash inside the banquet room at Home Towne Buffet in Tappahannock, Virginia. At least the refills will be free.
Chris Brown is having trouble finding a suitable venue for his 21st birthday on May 5. Sources say Brown was shopping the event to clubs in New York, Miami and Las Vegas. But some promoters were hesitant to book the troubled singer because, “They don’t want to mess up their relationship, or their potential relationship, with Rihanna.” He’s now looking for private homes or restaurants in Manhattan. A Brown spokesman had no comment. [source]
Quick Flicks: Fantasia Performs At WrestleMania XXVI
Really, I would have nothing but good things to say about Fannie Mae’s appearance at WrestleMania XXVI if her sporadically placed Lil’ Mo prison style tattoos were concealed. Since they aren’t, it is a must that I fulfill my contractual agreement with Teeny and say that she looks like she is singing at the Trap House Bible Temple of Glory during offering time. Who needs a tithe envelope?
Freeze Frame: Jermaine Dupri + Daughter Shaniah Spotted Going To Dinner In Los Angeles
After waking up out my self inflicted diabetic coma I had to follow up to that last depressing entry with a positive example of parenting. I still mean what I said about Ricky Martin, though.
Jermaine Dupri’s daughter Shaniah Mauldin is making me feel like a straight up old trout right about now. I remember when she was a cute little girl walking hand in hand with her daddy. She’s really blossoming into a pretty young lady. I’m interested in seeing what type of moves she makes in the years to come. Her family has an incredible work ethic out of this world, so I’m sure she is inspired in one way or another by that.