Youngsinick: Did Willow bash The Karate Kid remake publicly? That’s the only excuse I have for why Will & Jada put her in those pants.

Fresh: At least she didn’t show up on the red carpet dressed like the fourth member of Dirty Money this time. I hope those pants shoes are available at Torrid soon. You Dead Azz Wrong will have content for days.

Youngsinick: As will Willow’s classmates on the playground. I’d be excited if I just learned to tie my shoes, too, but pace yourself, Willow. This is probably the first time Jaden isn’t getting all of the attention. He’ll be wearing one big belt buckle in two weeks tops.

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