Never mind the boo boo. War wounds from battling irrelevancy are rather common.

At approximately 9:08 PM EST my weary soul went home to be with Trap Jesus after coming across pictures of Chico DeBarge giving his all for rent money at a Miami nightclub. You laugh but one of your older cousins spent many nights humping their body pillow in the heat of the night while looking up at his Word Up! poster pinned strategically on their bedroom ceiling. If it wasn’t you of course.