The price of pussy has plummeted into the fucking ground.

Former tooth pick crypt employee Aubrey O’Day took a break from writing insightful blogs for Global Grind to join the ranks of elite celebrities like LaToya Jackson and Aaron Carter with her own frosty treat at Millions of Milkshakes. It wouldn’t be the first time she let something thick and white hit the back of her throat for a check, but I’m not here to judge.

Moonlighting as the Caucasian version of Lil’ Kim, though?