Each year, Elton John (if Lady GaGa was an old, fat, British man) hosts his annual Oscar viewing party. Although its one of the hottest tickets in town during award season, its always a known fact that the people that show up first are the unfortunates that don’t get invited to the Oscars.

But there’s one that rises above the rest in that special group this year: Ms. Stacey Dash. Not being in anything worth Google searching about since the film “Clueless,” Ms. Dash decided to flaunt her D-List status and poses with such vigor you would think she’s reliving her time at the “Mo’ Money” premiere. Girl, keep your head up.