Separating Fact From Fiction: The FAMU Sex Tape

The FAMU sex tape had all the trappings of a standard BET Blackbuster Saturday night movie: A colorful cast of fresh face ethnic actors, a soundtrack comprised of songs by artists I’ve never heard of, great placement of hair products [Mane N' Tail, Luster's Pink Oil Lotion], and a production cost that equals the same amount of the most expensive value meal combo from Popeye’s.

But it was all a dream.

Via Vividly Bland [by way of Necole Bitchie]

So this morning mediatakeout was ALL a buzzing with these video links of a supposed sextape from Florida A&M..

Soon it was buzzing on twitter. Soiling the name of such a great institution. HBCUs all over were astonished that one of our own were making sextapes again. Did we not learn anything from #HUporngirl??

Well i did a little investigating & its indeed a hoax. Jomarie, Alize, Cali, Double D’s & Flawless— I SEE YOU. They are paid actor’s who are competing to win $10,000 from dormdare.com. This is an actual porn. Real. Authentic. Just NOT from FAMU or in a FAMU dorm nor does it involve FAMU students.

**BTW I do not care if you KNOW these girls. I am not here to BLAST them. I have nothing against those who choose to make money by doing porn. I do however think that its only FAIR that I inform everyone that these girls are NOT students the FAMU! Flawless stays in Chicago. Next time before you go & believe something someone told you– REASEARCH it! INVESTIGATE! Get to the bottom of it. “Believe half of what you see & NONE of what you hear”***

And there you have it. This does little to soothe the Trina rashes that covered my body after I was done watching but I’m glad to hear that this well calculated hoe shit was all a big misunderstanding.

There’s always Spring Bling.