It never happened if you didn’t take pictures.
It never happened if you didn’t take pictures.
It never happened if you didn’t take pictures.

I wish I could make each “celebrity” go into detention each day after school and right that statement on the blackboard at LEAST a hundred times.

But I digress.

Katrina Laverne was the latest “victim” (lest we forget, the wayward lace front has a new album dropping soon) of a blackmailing that involved a stolen cellphone and the demand of 100,000 dollars, so that more pics of her doing hoe shit, and other unmentionables will not be leaked to the blogs. I don’t know what pissed me off more, the pictures with her crying (Who takes pics of themselves crying anyway?) or the ones with the rashes looking like she rubbed her arms on Superhead’s toilet seat.

I swear, the world is not enough. God, take me now.