The Long And Short of Things

Snickers was so excited to get a cerebral massage from Wendell’s rented chest cannons earlier this week that she shared the experience with her fans. Allow me to get my Dr. Oz on, please? A face full of areola is a great substitute for sugary breakfast cereal in the morning but having a man boob plopped on your frown lines has no nutritional value whatsoever. Why waste consumption on empty calories? All in favor of pictures featuring ass chewing say “I”.
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