Rewind: Alicia Keys Halftime Snooze Fest
Never mind Usher dressing up as a Trojan warrior ready for battle inside of Tameka’s testicles, the real over-hyped bomb during last night’s NBA All-Star Game was Alicia Keys’ lifeless performance of “Sleeping With A Broken Heart” and “Empire State of Mind.” She’s no Mashonda. We the people would have rather watched 10 more minutes of Shakira howling at Jerry Jones.
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